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Not what actually happened

If your description of the events that took place here is discordant with mine... You may be a delusion liar. I would tell you to fix yourself but it would be like telling a retard to wipe his own ass.
Hym "Much like your religion, that's not what actually happened here. Your assessment of what is happening is deliberately wrong and it has already gotten and will get children killed."
by Hym Iam May 1, 2025
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0.1 gpa activities

Sticking lead in Chromebook to explode it that is 0.1 gpa activities
by 0.1 gpa activities May 11, 2025
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La-Z Acre'd

La-Z Acres is a campgrounds in Nashport, Ohio that has big concerts and lots of parties. People often go beyond their partying limits and end up needing a squad. This is known as getting La-Z Acre'd.
Man, the new couple by the pond got La-Z Acre'd last night at the concert and ended up passed out on their golf cart.
by Beav1999 May 22, 2025
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Bother Me With The Acron

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Hold yourself accountable

Report accurately on what is happening to me and capitulate fully or I'll murder your kids. Get the people I listed to sign affidavits.
Hym "Nah. Hold yourself accountable. It isn't Palentier. You are doing the surveillance to me. You and my surveillance and you disclose fully what you have been doing to me. You cannot stop the child murder without capitulating."
by Hym Iam June 7, 2025
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Built like an accident report

(phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.

It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”
by Urban zai June 10, 2025
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East End Accountant

Cunt. Who thinks he knows everything, but actually knows fuck all.
See that roaster there. He’s an east end accountant.
by joeysgame June 25, 2025
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