Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis

I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!

by buttfart33 November 30, 2023

Tubby Shit

Somehow, someway, you screw yourself over.

Damn I just lost my phone on some tubby shit

by KkxBilly November 30, 2023

Shit in the grass

The name given to the mixture of hash and bud in a joint. To be smoked with caution, unless your a top bloke.

I have some hash pal, will we roll an oul shit in the grass.

by TTheBro December 1, 2023

poopy fuck shit

something you say when you want to have sex.

Gf: "babe, can we please have sex?"
Bf: "poopy fuck shit!!!"
Gf: "oh hell yea!!! cmere..."

by boobbiter December 2, 2023

shitting bricks

When you shit so hard, and it's so painful it feels like a brick is coming out of your asshole.

Guy 1: IM SHITTING BRICKS RIGHT NOW AND IT HURTS SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!

by coolpizzaguy December 7, 2023

Slicky Shit

When you poop on your hand and go into your next class to throw it right at your friends face.

I gave John a Slicky Shit as soon as I walked into math class.

by anonymous December 8, 2023

shit man

uhhh a popular member in dannocal discord server

he hates france
he is popular

i love shit man

by mrbest6000000 December 9, 2023