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Sugar Shits

The kind of unusually soft, ass burning, wretched smelling shits that you get from eating too much sugary food.
I shouldn't have eaten that entire bag of M&Ms, now I've got the sugar shits.
by Garfibromyalgia December 13, 2023
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Shit Day

It's like a Sick day, that you take off from school or work, except you aren't really "sick". you've just been put out of commission by a case of the shits. and you can't be out in public like this.
A: I took a sickday from work, but I wasn't really sick, I just had the shits last night from something I ate at McDonalds. I couldn't tell them that though.

B: Hey man, some times you just gotta take a shit day. I know how it is
by Dic Jacobus December 18, 2023
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Shit duck

a golden duck statue that you shoved up your friends ass without consent.

It is often used as an insult for people who are really annoying, musty af or both
by perfectattic December 1, 2022
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When shit hit the floor

As in Putin descending on his coccyx and soiling his pants
putin-reportedly-took-a-big-fall-as-speculation-over-worsening-health-grows. When shit hit the floor
by statinguard December 3, 2022
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Shit

The better word for "poo"
The word used if you really gotta take the number 2.
Person 1: OH GOD I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT
Person 2: You can wait
Person 2; WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL
by minty32784932 December 3, 2022
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Shit eye

After i fucked her shit eye my cock was brown, so i foeced her to suck it clean.
by L Unk December 7, 2022
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Shit-Velopment

1. When a game developer makes horrible developmental changes to a game.
Guy 1: Hey Epic Games nerfed the pump shotgun!

Guy 2: Hey that’s total shit-velopment
by SuperJetSet December 7, 2022
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