roffle my eggo waffle 

rub my dick *eggo bradn :)*

roffle my eggo waffle, biotch

roffle my eggo waffle by AlakazaM October 7, 2004

Blue Waffle 

A Blue Waffle is a woman whose vagina has turned blue during child birth. After a woman has had a child it is used as a joke to describe her vaginal status.

She is a blue waffle. She has had a kid.

Blue Waffle by J Squiggle July 27, 2010

twat waffle

1. a used tampon

2. when used as an insult, it means someone you used. they are done doing their job, now you just want to throw them away, never to be seen again.

"That twat waffle needs to stop talking to me!"

twat waffle by itsjustme8d9 May 9, 2009

twat waffle

random word with no meaning my friends mom made:P

Candypants you're a darn twat waffle!
Man, Cake eater shut up you're the twat waffle!

twat waffle by alvinguy June 1, 2010

blue waffle 

When ya spank that ass and the next day there is bruses

Kelly could not sit the next day because of the blue waffle on each ass cheak from the night before.

blue waffle by BobHadAbabbyItsAboy August 26, 2014

Chicago Waffle 

A Feline with Pitched Black And Creamed White Fur

This Cat is a Chicago Waffle!

Chicago Waffle by MayDayMeh June 16, 2018

awful waffle 

Whilst a unknowing friend is asleep, you bat them in the face with a tennis racket. Immediately afterwards, you pour maple syrup all over their face, making the appearance of a swollen waffle.

We sneaked in last night and gave John an awful waffle he won't forget.

awful waffle by slicrider September 28, 2008