Having a turkey

A solo night in with a silicon sex toy

A turkey
Oh I can’t go meet your mom tonight, I’m having a turkey.
by phosolo December 24, 2022
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Fugue-Turkey

1. A classical musician with a clear baroque emphasis regardless of repertoire (eg playing Joplin in baroque meter)

2. A confident musician specializing in baroque era (particularly Bach) music
“Did you hear Davyyd in the practice room? He didn’t tell me he was a fugue-Turkey!”

“What a let-down. The concert was supposed to be indie-pop but the lead singer did all the interludes like a fugue-Turkey.”
by Classical_FT March 27, 2022
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Fugue Turkey

Someone who really excels at playing fugues. But a bit old fashioned. Someone who rips a fugue double time on the piano
Did you see that guy shredding the shit out of that fugue? He is a Fugue Turkey
by Multorit March 27, 2022
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twisted turkey

When one some twists their nuts so the penis is on the bottom of your sac and squeeze them moderately and yell “twisted turkey
Aye yo bro do I twisted turkey
by Bigvernindahouse May 31, 2018
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turkey splicer

An asshole that is too small
My dick can’t fit in your turkey splicer.
by Wrapitandtapit November 14, 2017
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turkey shake

I have a turkey shake after I poop
by Shaba Lana nazi January 16, 2014
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tree turkey

a jackal or loser
who perches himself high up and hidden
and snipes you like a bitch
dude somebody kill that tree turkey
by seveneight July 22, 2008
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