Chinese Finger Trap

Two uncircumcised men glue their foreskins together, creating a liquid tight cock sleeve. Said sleeve will can be manned by either participant, or an enthusiastic volunteer. They then proceed to slide meat coozy back and forth at desired speed and vigor... simultaneous climax will assuredly follow. Once the shame sets in (as it always does in such circumstances), both men kill themselves or move back into their parents house.

After preparing a tasty snack, Bill suggested he and Ted do the Chinese Finger Trap

by Dr. Vito March 7, 2020

Pakistani fly trap

A Vagina that is unwashed, sweaty, salty, odorous, and hairy.

God damn that chick wearing the burka robe smells like pakistani fly trap.

by Ranchgirls December 8, 2020

Venus Snatch Trap

A girl who keeps a man only by her sexual skills.

Man why havent you ditched that bitch yet?
That bitch has me with her Venus Snatch Trap.

by tunazz June 15, 2008

trap door shit

A violent shit best described as simulating the act the free-fall that is possible should one kick open a "trap door" and fall through - a "trap door shit" is when a defecator victoriously evacuates with JUST enough time before shitting oneself - that unrelenting shit being of flood force when released - kicking out as if it was free falling through a "trap door." Often, but not always triggered by diarrhea.

"It was a real race to the toilet - I was fighting hard to hold in a trap door shit that was screaming and threatening to run down my leg."

by Aspirin Ott July 29, 2008

Trap Queen

Noun - A female who has street smarts, sells drugs, and carries a gun. She is also very loyal to her boyfriend.

Yo my nigga don't feel sad over her, you needa find a trap queen instead of her.

by TrapnJay August 7, 2015

Ur grandpap a trap

This is the most offensive and destructive thing you could ever say to another person, once spoken, the victim of this statement will instantly lose all of their credibility and pride. If you say this to someone, their families will be forced to abandon them, and they will self-destruct shortly after. Napoleon Bonaparte used to use this insult to brutally massacre his mortal foes.

Borthwick: Ur greasy
Gretchen: Oh yah well ur keg has smeg
Borthwick: Ur mum gey
Gretchen: No u
Borthwick: Ur grandpap a trap
Gretchen: *bursts into a fiery inferno and is shamed for all eternity*

by Meatloaf Salad March 18, 2018

Trap House Swag

Trap house materials re-arranged to look classy.

We got the trap house swag down in the basement

by carrrrrllton April 7, 2011