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Taking the kettle to bed

Jack is really taking the kettle to bed during that shrooms trip.
Taking the kettle to bed by Avarin December 27, 2019

taking the sixth

v. Avoiding self-incrimination by hiding behind a more powerful-sounding, but non-existent, constitutional amendment.

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They will not get my corpulent corpse! I am taking the sixth then seeking asylum in North Korea.

There is no sixth Mr. President.

Fake News!
taking the sixth by gnostic3 December 28, 2019

Taking a bath 

When taking a bath, you are literally soaking yourself into your own filth.

When applied in a more metaphorical sense, it means to embrace the dirty and imperfect side of you (that is stigmatized by society).
Arthur Fleck: Ah fuck it, I'm taking a bath!

Taking a Greyhound to Tucson 

Falling asleep public transit and waking up cuddling with a homeless guy whos actually kind of a sweetheart.
A:Did you make it home safe

B:I actually ended up taking a greyhound to Tucson

Taking her handy 

Doing fuck all at work or school. Taking it easy
Taking her handy today hai
Taking her handy by Leitrimcunt September 26, 2020

Taking a mahaney 

Taking a shit. Often very nasty and messy.
Butters woke up this morning and was taking a mahaney that clogged his toilet it was very messy.