Ham For Breakfast

The act of being woken up by a person's bare ass on your face. Usually in the context of a college prank.

Duude, Robbie totally gave you ham for breakfast! That is disgusting!

by MissingRab May 5, 2011

Morbius ham

The sexual act of which a woman lights her partners penis on fire before he penetrates her vagina

Eh bro I had MORBIUS HAM with your mother yesterday

by Quantavious bingleton June 10, 2022

Portable Ham

The best thing ever. Period. Only cool people like that show.

Only the most blessed of people can find it living deep within the murky bowels of that which is 'the world wide wizzeb'.

See; The best fucking thing ever.

'Oh my god there's a new Portable Ham out. I can't beleive his dad died of Cholera!'

'Yeah...and then his mom...dyed of the plague.'

'What the fuck? You poser.'

by Crackotage September 26, 2006

bant ham

1. A ham that has rotted so badly that even flies cannot eat it. Maggots inside will die, and it has to be burned to get rid of it.

2. A person who has not showered in weeks.

Damn, Jimmy smells as bad as a bant ham.

by rubikscubeguy March 7, 2019

Ham for the Gram

When you overact in front of the camera

Playin up for social media

I always ham for the gram If I know someone is recording

She is totes a ham for the gram!

by Bld84t April 18, 2021

Hawaiian ham sandwhich

The act of putting 5 toes in between two slices of bread and sucking on each individual toe

Hey babe, how do you feel about a Hawaiian ham sandwhich?

by Michael Coccaro January 20, 2018

hammed burger

hammed burger is when you ham the fuck out of a burger (i dunno what hammed means)

guy/gal: lookat dat hammed burger.....

guy/gal (2): Yuh

by worm consumer November 9, 2023