local sausage 

A term used by outsiders to describe townie guys.

Those are some fine examples of local sausage.

local sausage by Kelly-TBCRI July 25, 2017

small sausage 

A 'small sausage' is used to indirectly talk about someones dick size

You have a small sausage on your plate

small sausage by eurvbisvpbskviubve September 17, 2017

bluh sausage 

When you are having sex with a girl on her period and your penis has a lot of blood on it, resembling a blood sausage.

Boy- "Babe, I want to have sex tonight".
Girl- "But babe I'm on my period!"
Boy- "Bluh sausage!"

bluh sausage by Ham and Chick October 19, 2017

chubby sausage 

Much like the game "Chubby Bunny", the participant stuffs as many cocktail sausages in their mouth as possible whilst still able to recite "Chubby Sausage".

Sandra: Omg Derek has stuffed SO many sausages in his mouth, there's such a mess!
Derek (through meaty drools): Chubby Sausage!

chubby sausage by DerBratMeister November 15, 2017

Cumberland Sausage with Mayo 

A large piece of fecal matter splattered with the semen of a willing partner and consumed as a healthy mid afternoon snack.

Alfred : I'm peckish and in need of nourishment
Geoffrey : How about we enjoy a Cumberland sausage with mayo together?
Alfred: Excellent idea! I shall lay a perfect stool now.

Cumberland Sausage with Mayo by Big Dick Australia January 1, 2018

lucky sausage 

when you just took a shit and you don't have to wipe because your ass is clean

yoo I just had a lucky sausage! thank god I didn't have to wipe!

lucky sausage by dennste February 7, 2018

glossy sausage 

Thick ass white bitch

Damn Rosie is looking like a glossy sausage

glossy sausage by Beanbag666 May 27, 2018