toasted penis

when you wanna up your dick game so u shove ur mEatY cock in a toaster and toast the bitch
dude i was so drunk last night and i woke up with a case of toasted penis
by analdestroyed July 16, 2017
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Penis rack

When a man wears really tight shorts. So its like his bits are on show.
Loving the new penis rack on beckham, leaves nothing to the imagination.
by Arethanto March 24, 2013
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penis in butt

Putting Penis up ur friends butt and creaming and then covering it in shit then sticking it it there mouth
I cant wait to go give Trevor the penis in butt.
by Penis in butt January 14, 2021
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Penis Supremacy

Penis Supremacy is the overbearing arrogance and misogynistic sexism found in the male species. This disorder can be found in any man regardless of the size of his penis, although it seems to be more prevalent in those men whose penis’ are smaller than any of the national averages worldwide. It’s these men ( also known as PenSups for short) who are easily identified in a crowd. They tend to be extremely vocal, eagerly spinning tails about their penis’ size, it’s popularity, and prowess to almost anyone within earshot.
Don’t confuse Penis Supremacy with Big Dick Energy, if you do you could end up like Nikki did on our girls trip to Bermuda. She bought a line of bullshit from this overbearing loud mouthed dude and wasted a whole night on vaca getting nubbed by his thumb grenade.
by Roosrandicand July 18, 2022
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Penis Tent

Otherwise expressed as "pee-pee tent," the penis tent is a communistic gathering under the sickle and hammer. It has next to zero sexual under-intonation; however, in the right context, it is an extremely suggestive form of flirtation.

The building of the penis tent required multiple men. Note the past tents. Formally, this act signified the creation of stonehenge.

Now, it is nothing but a metaphor for a male gathering.

See Greg for more information.

All credit to Lucy for the invention of this term.
Fellow scientologists, we shall gather when the moon is high beneath the circle formed by the ancient penis tent.
by penis tent lover 23 June 06, 2020
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penis bustle

A frilly and/or lacy - often steampunk themed - cock ring designed to help puffout or fill out a codpiece or provide shade.
She thought he was well endowed but when she got him back to her room she found it was all penis bustle.
by that_guy_no_really_that_guy_2 January 25, 2015
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Penis-Possessors

A Penis Possessor is a person (doesn't have to be male because we respect the LGBTQ+ community) who possesses a penis. Any person who has a penis, is a penis possessor.
"Oh em gee look at those penis-possessors, so lucky. They don't get periods."
"Damn, those Penis-Possessors needs to complete the homework otherwise the penis-possessing teacher will whoop his ass."
by Not A Penis-Possessor March 26, 2021
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