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Hipstark

A person who is usually quite a smarty kid, good looking, and has one hell of a voice. Most people like him because he's very helpful when it comes to drama, handsome as hell, and has some soft, curly hair. Only downside is that he is very salty.
Guy 1: You know that Hipstark guy?
Guy 2: Yea, isn't he such an amazing man?
Guy 1: Hell yea he is, I just hate how he's always yelling curses whenever he bumps something or someone
by Vozhd October 22, 2017
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Hipstelao

The term "Hipstelao" serves to designate the Galician independents who dress with style, in fashion. They tend to be young and bearded, sometimes with a beret. The word is a mixture of "Hipster" and "Castelao" (galician nationalist politician).
The concentration was infested of hipstelaos.

Until he said "Galiza Ceibe" I didn't know he was an hipstelao.
by carlosgz April 23, 2019
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hienie hiester

One who seeks to be on the pitching side of anal penetration. Typically a male homosexual. Most commonly used by high school students with too much free time on their hands.
Dude! Nathan is such a hienie hiester!
by lundo February 6, 2009
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Pre-Hipstoric

Origin of the hipster movement.

A single or multiple person singularity, typically involving music, that has aided in a "cuffed bottom skinny jeans" attitude. As much a state of mind as a common noun.
"Dude, you think that's dank, you should hear what Belle & Sebastian lay down back in the day. That was pre-Hipstoric, no doubt."
by MrBrown.G December 16, 2016
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Histercon

A gathering of a bunch of flakes that enjoy being "cyber-bullies" on Snowboarding message boards. In actuality not one of them could ever live up to the reputations they have built up on the intraweb and would probably run and hide if they actually came face to face with the individuals they demean.

All members of Hister are closet homosexuals. They candidly try to hide this fact by saying everything is "Teh Ghey" to hide their own inner feelings and desires to be bent over a couch a violated from behind and have a penis in their mouth. You can expect all kinds of homo erotic/Frat Boy style games to be played at Histercon, It's all about butthole pleasures at Histercon 08.
Nombie and Fauxtek think Histercon is cool, so you should too.
by Fauxtek March 6, 2008
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Hipsternary

The Hipsternary is the essential book for hipsters. With in its pages it defines the rules of being a hipster, dos and don'ts, underground slang, slogans, bands, designers, ect.
Is that band really hipster? Look it up in the Hipsternary
by plokijug October 2, 2011
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Hipstellectual

Not hip enough to be a hipster, not smart enough to be an intellectual, a true hipstellectual fancies himself both. Typical traits include an obsession with the Colbert Report, writing terrible symbolist poetry while laughing at the slightly-more-bearable goth/emo writing scene at DeviantArt, starting a favorite list of books on a social networking site with Al Franken, describing one's religious views on aforementioned social networking site as two obscure quatro-syllabic words pulled straight off of Wikipedia, refusing to shop at any other store than Hot Topic and lambasting those who criticize him/her for it, wearing last year's fashions, quoting in-jokes from last year, writing biased reviews of media the writer has no authority in, and a skin-and-bones physique caused by veganism, running from riot cops, or both.

A hipstellectual is the worst of both worlds, bringing both pseudo-intellectualism and hilariously-mismatching outfits to any clique he attempts to join. Any attempt at conversation with these individuals quickly results in an argument about their favorite topics: politics, fashion, and veganism, in that order. People wishing to talk about something other than Obama's foreign policy and "war for oil" should probably venture elsewhere. Despite claiming to be social butterflies of the highest caliber, hipstellectuals are often closet gamers who are too scared to be alone to play anything other than terrible, terrible MMORPGs.
Hipstellectual: Today I had to play single-player games because my PC was being fixed from all the malware I got from broken Korean grindfests. It was horrible! I actually had things to think about like "plot", "strategy", and "characterization"!
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Hipstellectual: THE CAKE IS A LIE! Haha, get it guys? Wasn't that game good? Also, I'M ON A BOAT!!!
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Hipstellectual: Yeah, actually my religious beliefs are Antitheistic Humanism. You probably don't know what that means. It's cool, it just means I'm smarter than you, no big deal.
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Hipstellectual: Ron Paul was totally supposed to win the 2008 election. I read it on the Internet, so the election must have been fixed or something.
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Hipstellectual: Paying more for a pair of banged-up jeans than for a full three-piece suit is just a matter of taste. If you don't, you have bad taste.
by The Cultural Drain June 23, 2009
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