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A gathering of a bunch of flakes that enjoy being "cyber-bullies" on Snowboarding message boards. In actuality not one of them could ever live up to the reputations they have built up on the intraweb and would probably run and hide if they actually came face to face with the individuals they demean.

All members of Hister are closet homosexuals. They candidly try to hide this fact by saying everything is "Teh Ghey" to hide their own inner feelings and desires to be bent over a couch a violated from behind and have a penis in their mouth. You can expect all kinds of homo erotic/Frat Boy style games to be played at Histercon, It's all about butthole pleasures at Histercon 08.
Nombie and Fauxtek think Histercon is cool, so you should too.
Histercon by Fauxtek March 6, 2008

histrionic personality 

Histrionic personality disorder is characterized by a long-standing pattern of attention seeking behavior and extreme emotionality. Someone with histrionic personality disorder wants to be the center of attention in any group of people, and feel uncomfortable when they are not.While often lively, interesting and sometimes dramatic, they have difficulty when people aren’t focused exclusively on them. People with this disorder may be perceived as being shallow, and may engage in sexually seductive or provocative behavior to draw attention to themselves.
Veronica has a history of histrionic personality disorder since she likes to state people are wanting to have am affair with her. She also has a history of being a pathological liar.

Hipstercool

To describe something that a hipster would find cool,rad,fully hektic or awesome
Sarah: lets take an instagram photo of our food

John: that's hipstercool! Lets do it

Or
Dail: how good is my douchbag moustache

Rusty: that's so hipstercool!
Hipstercool by Excitement plus October 8, 2012

histrionic

excessively dramatic, attention loving

someone with Histrionic Personality Disorder fits five or more of the following:
1. is uncomfortable in situations in which he or she is not the center of attention
2. interaction with others is often characterized by inappropriate sexually seductive or provocative behavior
3. displays rapidly shifting and shallow expression of emotions
4. consistently uses physical appearance to draw attention to self
5. has a style of speech that is excessively impressionistic and lacking in detail
6. shows self-dramatization, theatricality, and exaggerated expression of emotion
7. is suggestible, i.e., easily influenced by others or circumstances
8. considers relationships to be more intimate than they actually are
"She'll do anything for attention."
"Yeah, she's histrionic like that."
histrionic by random shrink July 21, 2006

American Histrionic EX 

An American citizen who continuoualy displays at least 5 histrionic behaviors and is also the ex of you or one of your friends.
Hey bro who is that girl that dresses so slutty, and screams about spilled milked, and blames everybody else for her own incompetence and always acts like a victim when you're around but always comes onto me to fuck whenever you're not around?

Yeah bro, I can't get rid of her... that's my american histrionic ex, not to be confused with my Mexican histrionic ex, I just had her deported.
American Histrionic EX by Ranchgirls September 29, 2020

HysteriCon 

Cletus the HysteriCon heard about a baker being forced to make a cake for a gay wedding and was so enraged that he camped outside the bakery with a gun; wrote a letter to the editor; and upvoted some nazi posts on Reddit.
HysteriCon by Uncle Joosie May 19, 2018

hipstercunt 

when you enjoy something until it becomes popular. Its the essence of every true hipster.
>LISTEN TO SOME QUIRCKY SONG ON YOUTUBE
> Stoked about it having under 75K views
>LISTEN TO SAME QUIRKY SONG ON YOUTUBE 6-MONTHS LATER
>It has 2M views
>Loathe the people who comment about how stoked they are that they found it.
>tfw your a pretentious hipstercunt
hipstercunt by @Notjoesantiago July 24, 2015