dong

A bong (weed pipe thing) that is shaped like a penis. D(ick B)ong.

1: Yo check out this cool dong! shows weed pipe
2: Hey that's not a penis! Or wait, is it?
1: It can be if you're brave... and it smokes weed. Two in one!

by Waddlez#3121 October 12, 2022

dongalissy

Used to describe something that is beyond perfect based on looks

The sunset is dongalissy
Yo boobs are looking hella dongalissy

by TTAlvarez November 8, 2022

Dong

A device that makes a "dong" noise and once you hear the noise, every school in a kilometre radius explodes. It is otherwise used as a pedophile alarm system and all pedos will hear this alarm.

Person 1:"did you hear about that massive dong incident that killed 1000's of kids?"
Person 2:"An explosion killed 1000 kids?"
Person 1:"I heard also that someone rang a dong and all the pedos invaded his house."

by Linjin November 9, 2022

Dongarang

A jelly filled dildo boomerang.

Man, you just hit 15 guys with that weapon and it came right back to you‽ What's it called? A dongarang!

by Super weapon expert November 21, 2022

dongaloyd

A enemy in a video game, or a person in real life that elludes to using drawn out tatics to make fights longer, and m ore annoying.

that dongaloyd I pulled earlier just took alll my buff I put up.

by kasnuaku December 11, 2022

Dong Shot

Fantasy football punishment in which last place (aka ultimate loser) takes a penalty of a massive squirting penis dildo filled with booze, right to the face

Bro- did you see Hunt lost fantasy football AGAIN? He’s got to take ANOTHER Dong Shot!!

by FFL CHAMP December 27, 2022

donga donga

Donga donga is a term used to tell an Indian man to commit 2 felonies of drop kicking a baby 83 yards and robbing a homeless man for 19 dollars

Jimmy told the man to donga donga

by Yahoones February 15, 2023