Deflated cow

Deflated cow is the Leader of the goat Lord cult, It is normally found in the depths of it's bedroom drinking Dr pepper or screaming at the top of it's lungs for NO FUCKING REASON.

This creature is friendly and loving but very easily annoyed, this creatures is also very food driven and can smell chocolate from a mile away
DO NOT PISS IT OFF

PERSON A: YOU'RE A DEFLATED COW!!!

PERSON B: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEANNNNNN

by Proud Member of the shin army September 1, 2019

Cow

The most legendary animal to have every gazed this planet. it has the perfext life. eating sleeping and givin milk. fat, cute and simple. the cow is just a cool thing.

Black AND white yo this animal is made for us daym humans. it is godly and resembles that everyone are equal.

a cow is the best

Man that guy is complex, what a cow

by GamezIQ_YT February 27, 2020

cow milk greeting

It’s a greeting in elementary school when you moo to your friends and then the teacher shouts milking time and then you milk the shit out of your bunk buddy.

Yo bro we were doing the cow milk greeting and I got milked the shit out of!

by BigSloppyMcGayBoi May 6, 2018

Cows and pineapples

All that is ever on her mind, just cows and pineapples never anything else no matter the circumstances

"Hey what is on your mind you seem stressed"
"Man all that is there is cows and pineapples"

by I_is_hooman July 17, 2021

cow

if you don't know what cow is your really stupid like how much stupidity can be in the world

cow

by shaii314 February 3, 2023

cow powered

an annoying human being to play video games with

This guy is so fucking cow powered

by Baconhunter93 June 26, 2017

heard of cows

A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.

You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!

by QuacksO February 17, 2020