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choco beaver

when a man defactes in a womans open anal cavity and smears the hot anal paste in a claping sensation creating a beaver dam
the bedroom was lame until i gave the choco beaver then our sex life was never the same again
by brian ratchinsky April 4, 2009
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Fat Beaver

1. Also known as the Castor Gras. Appending fur (like that of a dog or other household pet) to the condom with an adhesive before commencing any sexual act involving penetration.

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I wanted to try something new last night with Tina, so I shaved my dog and glued the fur to my condom. This is known as a 'fat beaver', in memory of George Colpitts.
by The King of Old Broadway December 22, 2008
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J-Blader

A nickname used for someone with a first name beginning with the letter J. Some may make a joke that the person stabs and/or talks about stabbing a lot.
D-Dog: J-Blader pass me that knife. Byut don't stab me.

Josh: Dude i told you not to call me J-Blader.
by Mnayin May 1, 2009
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commercial beaver

Definition, an old saying when my parents were young, comercial beaver meant hookers, prostitutes, broads who can take a dick, not only take a dick, but that bitch can take it damn good, far deep throated.
"Hey man did you see that commercial beaver up the road?"
"yeeeh man, that broad would be good for all ten minutes man,i'd hit that for more than an hour!"
by Blades of steel November 11, 2009
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stinkity beaver

1. when something going great suddenly goes horrible

2. scoring zero points in a game or competition
1.
Someone: The bases are loaded, the tying run is on third, and Dobbs is up.
Someone else: Stinkity beaver!
2.
Someone: The phillies got the bases loaded three times last night and still didn't score.

Someone else: Yeah, that was a stinkity beaver!
by ebbie479 August 11, 2010
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grizzly beaver

a miracle of taxidermy; way cooler than a jackalope, with sexy undertones.
i saw a badass grizzly beaver mounted at bass pro the other day...
by meganoshua December 24, 2010
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Gayton Beaver

by KrazyMAn6 November 26, 2010
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