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Bellend means beautiful or pretty in the UK.
Person A: You look like a bellend!
Person B: Aw thank you, you look pretty too!
Person A: No bunda styll.
Person B: I don't have a dog I know.
Bellend by noshush January 27, 2023
Related Words

Bellendest 

The most bellend of all. Someone who so much of a bellend that Is beyond the being a bellend.
Look at that lad he thinks he's a geezer but he's just the bellendest.
Bellendest by Ivyedera March 2, 2023

Bellendest 

The most bellend of all. Someone who so much of a bellend that is beyond the being a bellend.
Look at that lad he's thinks he's a geezer but he's just the bellendest in here!!
Bellendest by Ivyedera March 2, 2023

Bellender 

Someone who's more than just a bellend, but isn't quite the bellendest out there - is technically a bellender
- Man you're such a bellend!
- well if am bellend means you're basically the bellender in here!
Bellender by Ivyedera March 2, 2023

Bellevue Oil Change 

When you're banging a girl with a trachea hole and cum with your cock inside of the hole, causing your cum to go directly into her mouth. She then swallows your kids with your member still politely rested within her esophagus, resulting in the semen landing on your ding dong. You them pull your cum coated cock out from her trachea hole and into her gaping mouth. She then sucks off the goop on your peen and swallows it once again, this time with her stomach as the final resting place of your potential children.
"I fucking love morbidly obese bitches with medical problems so that I can give them a good ol' Bellevue Oil Change. Smokers aren't so great for an Oil Change though, it's kinda like rubbing sandpaper on your dick."

Bellesexual 

Asexuality with a specific fetish or sexual desire for Belle Delphine.

Asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction to others, or low or absent interest in or desire for sexual activity. It may be considered a sexual orientation or the lack thereof. It may also be categorized more widely, to include a broad spectrum of asexual sub-identities.
"it's not a crush i just wanna hit" Kat is a Bellesexual
Bellesexual by Thatniggacoco July 1, 2023