1. A common expression for when a man slowly inserts his penis into a woman's vagina and after full penetration holds thrust for a full ten second count while staring deeply into "his" women's eyes before reverse thrusting as fast as humanly possible without ejaculating.
2. When a woman is begging for a penis, so you tease her with one single pump, for a solid 10 seconds.
3. The act of a man tricking a woman into believing he is going to have sex with her only to pull out after a single ten second thrust.
4. The daring action of a one pump chump
5. The pregame ritual made famous by the 2009 undefeated championship Terriers wiffleball team
2. When a woman is begging for a penis, so you tease her with one single pump, for a solid 10 seconds.
3. The act of a man tricking a woman into believing he is going to have sex with her only to pull out after a single ten second thrust.
4. The daring action of a one pump chump
5. The pregame ritual made famous by the 2009 undefeated championship Terriers wiffleball team
1. Neil: Were you wearing your swishy pants last night?
Marty: Yeah, best decision I've ever made!
Neil: Why is that?
Marty: Cuz she was BEGGING for it
Neil: Did you give it to her?
Marty: I held in there for ten full seconds
Neil: Wow you must be a legend...that's gotta be the longest anyones ever one pumped a girl
Marty: Well lets just say no woman can resist the feeling of a Marty pump-fake.
2. Never Marty pump-fake a girl from the bottom, I unfortunately found out the hard way.
3. Big D: I Marty pump-faked the shit out of her...right in the assss!
4. Erick: Did you bring condoms to the party?
Nick: No of course not, what do I look like a fag?
Erick: That doesn't sound safe
Nick: Don't worry I pull out I just give her the old Marty pump-fake...
Erick: Oh the old Marty pump-fake, safest sex practice known to man
Marty: Yeah, best decision I've ever made!
Neil: Why is that?
Marty: Cuz she was BEGGING for it
Neil: Did you give it to her?
Marty: I held in there for ten full seconds
Neil: Wow you must be a legend...that's gotta be the longest anyones ever one pumped a girl
Marty: Well lets just say no woman can resist the feeling of a Marty pump-fake.
2. Never Marty pump-fake a girl from the bottom, I unfortunately found out the hard way.
3. Big D: I Marty pump-faked the shit out of her...right in the assss!
4. Erick: Did you bring condoms to the party?
Nick: No of course not, what do I look like a fag?
Erick: That doesn't sound safe
Nick: Don't worry I pull out I just give her the old Marty pump-fake...
Erick: Oh the old Marty pump-fake, safest sex practice known to man
by Terriers2009 January 07, 2013
Someone stupid and rude. they pretend to like someone to get something out of it, like a girlfriend or an ass grab. Sometimes they do like the person, but are just so immature and rude they deserve to go to hell anyways. These are the annoying douchebags of the world, and should all just die because they don't deserve to be in the presence of amazing people.
I- Oh my god Chris is such a fake ass bitch. he deserves to go to hell after the way he treated you
M- I know right. He's such a dick. I hope I never have to see him again. Stupid fake ass bitch
M- I know right. He's such a dick. I hope I never have to see him again. Stupid fake ass bitch
by MrIce May 21, 2015
(B.F.S.) A four-year degree that ain't worth shit. You will be making shit money if you are lucky enough to find a job. It's a degree that is categorized under Bachelor of Science (unfortunately).
Here are a few majors that would be categorized under Bachelor of Fake Science: General Studies, Kinesiology, Nutrition, Education, and Fashion Marketing.
On the other hand, Bachelor of Science consists of majors such as Physics, Engineer, Computer Science, Chemistry, and Mathematics.
On the other hand, Bachelor of Science consists of majors such as Physics, Engineer, Computer Science, Chemistry, and Mathematics.
by TheMot2009 October 22, 2012
This is when you tell your sex partner you're going to fuck her in the pussy (going for #1 hole) then you stick it in her ass (going in the #2 hole)
fake the 1 point and go for 2!!!!
fake the 1 point and go for 2!!!!
by jmizzel February 13, 2008
A fake gamer girl is a girl that pretends to be a gamer but does not actually play games. Some examples of a fake gamer girl is a girl that pretends to play a game but makes a bad reference, the controller is not on, or is making some cringe video of lip syncing a video of someone singing about video games.
Now she is definitely a fake gamer girl
by Derpy_Dino October 14, 2020
muthafuckin best rapper alive, straight from the streets of south brig, hes reppin the 609 like a gangsta should. he be gettin the most bitches and poppin any nigga talkin bout undadog. mad props to the king, 609 fo' life!!
by jb-brg August 08, 2006
That one 15 year old tik tok girl that has to blurt out every 5 seconds that they are gay regardless if they actually are or not.
Probably someone who would make those horrible annonymous ace comics but with any other lgbtq orientation.
Mostly rare.
Actual lgbtq supporters and members hate these people.
Probably someone who would make those horrible annonymous ace comics but with any other lgbtq orientation.
Mostly rare.
Actual lgbtq supporters and members hate these people.
Becky: UwU I am gay lol
Jacob: ok.
Becky: I hate homphobes WHY IS EVERYONE SO HOMOPHOBIC?!?!?!?
Jacob:I don't know.
Becky:So anyways i'm gay UwU I'm so quirky!!!
Jacob:I heard you the first time.
Becky:i am also trans
Jacob:ok.
Becky:i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU
Jacob:Ok i get it Becky.
Becky:OMG YOUR HOMOPHOBIC
Jacob: W h at.
Becky: GUYS JACOB IS SUCH A HOMOPHOBE LET'S CANCEL HIM ON TWITTER
Jacob: I don't even use twitter- Becky stop being such an Annoying and fake gay.
Becky: HOMOPHOBEEEEEEEE
Becky is an Annoying fake gay bruh.
Jacob: ok.
Becky: I hate homphobes WHY IS EVERYONE SO HOMOPHOBIC?!?!?!?
Jacob:I don't know.
Becky:So anyways i'm gay UwU I'm so quirky!!!
Jacob:I heard you the first time.
Becky:i am also trans
Jacob:ok.
Becky:i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU
Jacob:Ok i get it Becky.
Becky:OMG YOUR HOMOPHOBIC
Jacob: W h at.
Becky: GUYS JACOB IS SUCH A HOMOPHOBE LET'S CANCEL HIM ON TWITTER
Jacob: I don't even use twitter- Becky stop being such an Annoying and fake gay.
Becky: HOMOPHOBEEEEEEEE
Becky is an Annoying fake gay bruh.
by KingMemeus April 04, 2022