turkey

a real life bitch, basically call him a douche bag if u may. Turkey. use it wisely.

“Aj such a turkey bro, boul get no twat.”

by pfusjjs December 14, 2021

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Turkey Stick

A nickname for the male genitalia.

"I did her so hard last night, I even slapped her in the face with my turkey stick"

by ~Crustard-Tart-Ass~ June 3, 2015

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Turkey Tom

A YouTuber that makes documentary-adjacent videos about the downfalls of shitty people.

"Do you know Chris Chan?"

"Oh yeah a saw a Turkey Tom video about him"

by Untaken name October 29, 2023

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Sweater Turkeys

Slang term for a woman's breasts

I cant stop staring when she's running without a bra and them sweater turkeys are bouncing around.

by CleetorisW January 31, 2024

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The art of splaying a large man on a table, firmly inserting miscellaneous vegetables up their rectum, making sure to bind the legs and arms to mimic the appearance of the iconic Thanksgiving bird. Basting the outside is optional just strongly recommended.

Guy: “Hey babe what should we do tonight?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”

by Reeducation November 23, 2020

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