Salty

upset about something

2 problems tho:

1) they're division rivals with the Ravens

2) I'm still salty about the Amari Cooper trade

by johnzilla1126 May 19, 2024

Salty Miller

When you finger your girls sweaty butt and taste it.

She was such a hoss in the gym that I fantasized about getting her back to my place and giving her a Salty Miller.

by Spanksee May 17, 2023

Salty Sea Captain

When you nut on a girls back into her butt dimples and place a little paper boat on it.

"I gave sarah the salty sea captain last night, and now she won't let me finish on her back anymore."

by DZG August 29, 2020

SALTY

Salty: Term invented by sociopaths, narcissists, psychopaths and borderlines to justify their abuse, and victim blame those who disagree with them. Middle finger to all the trolls who disagree:)

Jim was salty when Tina and James spread false rumors about him at work.

by JR1976 November 4, 2018

Salty salad

When a person Jack's off or ejaculates semen onto the salad and the so the called persons intimate partner eats the salad.

Asher why did you make a Salty salad

by Henry McDoniel March 4, 2024

salty nachos

A form of gay foreplay including one man ejaculating onto a chip and feeding it to his partner

“Hey man before we start this thing, let’s have a salty nacho first” salty nachos- noun

by J-ezzle April 21, 2018

Salty

"almighty government"

When he gets married, the "almighty government" is gonna feel pretty salty.

by FieroGT80 July 11, 2022