Im your dad

The greatest comeback in the world. Conversation ender. Anything you can imagine.

Pronunciation- i'm yer dad

Guy 1: Dude I could totally beat you at anything.

Guy 2: Oh Really.... cuz Im your dad.

You: Dude that girl totally wants my cock.
Douche Bag: No she doesnt bro...
You: Oh really.... cuz im your dad

Guy 1: You wanna play some pool?
Guy 2: No pools fuckin gay.
Guy 1: Dude im your dad.... now listen to daddy and go get your shit.

by I'm your dad May 13, 2011

Dousche Bag Dad

When your dad is acting like a dousche bag. : )

Man last night your dousche bag dad really fucked things up.

by El Dousche Bago December 23, 2004

Dad bod plus

When a person has a beer belly as well as a gorilla chest and thinks he can get girls but in reality they actually think he’s gay

My friend Matt Has a dad bod plus. This is why girls will never date him

by Mr. skinny jeans May 28, 2019

Sad dad movie

A Sad Dad Movie is a film wherein the relationship between father and child is threatened or broken, usually with the child being ungrateful or embarrassed by the father, and the father just trying to be a good dad.

Often found in films featuring single fathers, or the father in a divorced family who attempt to connect/reconnect with his child.

Liam: Do you want to watch A Goofy Movie again?

Zak: No, that's such a Sad Dad Movie and it really bums me out.

by Ayyjaybay June 21, 2017

oh my dad

When your drunk, it is what you say when you get into an accident. At this time you are wondering what your dad is going to think.

Fuck dude you just jacked my car...
Oh my dad... he'z gonna beat my ass.

by Dis shit is ferior! May 24, 2004

Dos Dad Sams

A man with two dads that beat the everlasting shit out of him. He owns a gay rabid dog that craves black cock and has a 4 year old sister who works the block.

Diggy - "Did you hear about that new crippled kid."
Some Negro - "Yeah I heard he's a total Dos Dad Sams."

by Big Dick Cripple Slayer June 11, 2018

Mikey the soccer dad

Mikey is the absolute definition of a soccer dad there is no doubt about that. if you ever encounter a Mikey run! Mikey is also a drag queen..

Guy; Are you a soccer dad?

you: no I'm a Mikey the soccer dad

guy: oh

by xxx._The_gurl_next_door_.xxx April 20, 2022