Purple War Helmet

An extremely engorged cock head.

Yeah? Who dis?
This is Nancy. I need to talk to my daughter real quick.

Sorry there ma she all up in my junk right now and her mouf is full of purple war helmet.

My new cock ring is super tight and really gives me quite the purple war helmet.

I could feel his purple war helmet punching my cervix like a speedbag.

by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

Purple love muscle

A guy with a very veiny penis.

Last night, Liam sent me a picture of his purple love muscle.

by l3x017 October 24, 2019

Bob The Purple Cow

The biggest Asshole on the planet

Fred: Do see that guy over there?
George: Yeah, it's Bob The Purple Cow

by hamturkey May 16, 2017

purple link syndrome

The results (purple links i.e. already visited) that google shows after searching up for something without finding it, and you look for it yet one more time!

short: PLS

software developer 1: can't find the solution to XYZ problem
software developer 2: did you check on google ?
software developer 3: so much that i have a purple link syndrome now !

by r_king July 21, 2014

Dat purples kuwade

A reference from the SML movies about Black Yoshi's Purple Kool-Aid addiction.

M4R10 pleez! I neeeeed Dat purples kuwade!

by Retarded64 October 5, 2020

Purple Fire Hydrant

Noun- A bruised dick

The girl gave me a purple fire hydrant!

by ShrekOnion69 December 15, 2014

Purple Spastic Bitch

A badly coordinated mean spirited gossipy woman who resembles a bellend in physical appearance.

That purple spastic bitch be tripping.

by Little Gimpy Man May 21, 2012