fake business trip

Often abbreviated as "FBT" its a trip, typically a long-weekend golf/beach trip that men take as a means of avoiding their wives/girlfriends and getting into some good old fashioned trouble.

1) 1: "Dude, my girlfriend's been nagging me for weeks now, I can't take it any more..."

2: "Sounds like its time for us to take a fake business trip"

2) "Hey Steve, we're tryna FBT this weekend...you in?"

by TakinCareOfBusiness February 4, 2012

Fake ass BITCH

Someone stupid and rude. they pretend to like someone to get something out of it, like a girlfriend or an ass grab. Sometimes they do like the person, but are just so immature and rude they deserve to go to hell anyways. These are the annoying douchebags of the world, and should all just die because they don't deserve to be in the presence of amazing people.

I- Oh my god Chris is such a fake ass bitch. he deserves to go to hell after the way he treated you
M- I know right. He's such a dick. I hope I never have to see him again. Stupid fake ass bitch

by MrIce May 22, 2015

fake field goal

This is when you tell your sex partner you're going to fuck her in the pussy (going for #1 hole) then you stick it in her ass (going in the #2 hole)

fake the 1 point and go for 2!!!!

I pulled a fake field goal on my bitch last night. She never saw it coming.

by jmizzel January 12, 2009

Bachelor of Fake Science

(B.F.S.) A four-year degree that ain't worth shit. You will be making shit money if you are lucky enough to find a job. It's a degree that is categorized under Bachelor of Science (unfortunately).

Here are a few majors that would be categorized under Bachelor of Fake Science: General Studies, Kinesiology, Nutrition, Education, and Fashion Marketing.

On the other hand, Bachelor of Science consists of majors such as Physics, Engineer, Computer Science, Chemistry, and Mathematics.

by TheMot2009 October 22, 2012

fake gamer girl

A fake gamer girl is a girl that pretends to be a gamer but does not actually play games. Some examples of a fake gamer girl is a girl that pretends to play a game but makes a bad reference, the controller is not on, or is making some cringe video of lip syncing a video of someone singing about video games.

Now she is definitely a fake gamer girl

by Derpy_Dino October 13, 2020

Annoying fake gay

That one 15 year old tik tok girl that has to blurt out every 5 seconds that they are gay regardless if they actually are or not.

Probably someone who would make those horrible annonymous ace comics but with any other lgbtq orientation.

Mostly rare.

Actual lgbtq supporters and members hate these people.

Becky: UwU I am gay lol

Jacob: ok.

Becky: I hate homphobes WHY IS EVERYONE SO HOMOPHOBIC?!?!?!?

Jacob:I don't know.

Becky:So anyways i'm gay UwU I'm so quirky!!!

Jacob:I heard you the first time.

Becky:i am also trans

Jacob:ok.

Becky:i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU i'm gay UwU

Jacob:Ok i get it Becky.

Becky:OMG YOUR HOMOPHOBIC

Jacob: W h at.

Becky: GUYS JACOB IS SUCH A HOMOPHOBE LET'S CANCEL HIM ON TWITTER

Jacob: I don't even use twitter- Becky stop being such an Annoying and fake gay.

Becky: HOMOPHOBEEEEEEEE

Becky is an Annoying fake gay bruh.

by KingMemeus April 4, 2022

FAKE ID

muthafuckin best rapper alive, straight from the streets of south brig, hes reppin the 609 like a gangsta should. he be gettin the most bitches and poppin any nigga talkin bout undadog. mad props to the king, 609 fo' life!!

fake id is the best muthafuckin rapper alive

by jb-brg August 8, 2006