turkey picker

A lesbian who performs oral sex to another woman; A carpetmuncher

that girl looks like a turkey picker.

by The OTP December 24, 2007

turkey wild

when you get really drunk on Wild Turkey Bourbon.

I was turkey wild last night and don't remember anything!

by Tristan Poirier December 27, 2007

turkey bush

a girl who has a hairy fanny it gets so big turkeys can live in it!

oh my god laura your turkey bush just layed an egg!!

by victoria87 December 31, 2007

turkey brook

the park in which theres nothing but fields for various sports, where little kids get high and smoke and have smoking parties. where the "cool kids" hang out and where future juvenile delinquents chill in there spare time. where weed is always available and where theres a dog park that has been there that no one knew about for years.

located in mount olive and often abbreviated as tb, which is believed to have been started by seventh graders

bob: hey lets hang out to day
phil: we can't do it at my house
bob: mine neither.
phil: i know, lets get high at turkey brook instead!
bob: great!

by tinaaaaaaaaalkdsjfdf August 2, 2008

tree turkey

a jackal or loser
who perches himself high up and hidden
and snipes you like a bitch

dude somebody kill that tree turkey

by seveneight August 16, 2008

Turkey Law

All employers must hereby let their employees leave work no later than 1PM on the eve of Turkey Day (Thanksgiving).

I got out of work early today because of Turkey Law!

by Four-eyes-no-more-lol December 15, 2008

turkey tired

Post-turkey exhaustion, especially on Thanksgiving.

"Dude want to go to the movies tonight?"
"Dude no thanks I just had thanksgiving dinner, I'm so turkey tired"

by mdanny December 15, 2008