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Smithn

Refers to a guy who gets rejected by every girl, he is bound to be lonely in life. He might also be fat and might have never seen his small penis.
I hope I'll never be a smithn
by Gilbert frost December 12, 2018
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smithfield, va

a.k.a shitfield, smithvegas, ham town
many people see it as a shitty small town, but smithfield, va is kinda nice actually, however everyone is either a redneck or gang affiliated or somewhere in between
smithfield, va; home of the world's oldest ham
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Smith

To be a smith would imply that an individual is a special bread of human. It’s purposefully ambiguous though generally considered positive. It can describe a socially acceptable degenerate. Also know as smithing.

Other names for smith: smythe, smithson, smithsonite, smath.

The following can be added as prefixes or used on their own with a smith implied thereafter: complete, absolute
That guy is an absolute smith.”

“The guy is smithing hard, man”
by The absolute (smith) June 12, 2019
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Smithfield S'more

When you are getting a blow job and you quickly pullout, stick a jumbo marshmallow on the tip of your penis and jam it back in his mouth.
"This guy was giving me a blowjob last night so I hit him with the good ol Smithfield S'more. He choked so hard bits came out his nose."
by Maverick402 June 14, 2019
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Smithfield Cleanser

When you take a water can from your truck, secure the nozzle in your asshole, and give yourself a good colon cleansing.
"Gave myself a good Smithfield Cleanser the other day and I tell ya man I feel great! Yall should give it a try"
by Maverick402 June 15, 2019
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Smithery

the action of an individual, deliberately causing (often significant) discomfort or upset to someone (known to him or otherwise), most likely resulting in him making an unjust gain at the expense of someone else.

INFORMAL – unashamed swindling or mugging off.
That guy lying on the couch over there has had an empty glass for ages. As soon as I went to get a fresh beer he said "hey mate, are you going to the fridge?" pointing at his glass. It was a classic smithery.
by willtaylor07 June 30, 2019
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