Shark Week

1. A group of kids that are gods of wherever they preside.

1. That shark week scares me, because they are all powerful.

by the bearded bear March 25, 2009

Shark Sack

When you bite a mans testicles.

"Owwww! Don't Shark Sack me!"

by Dirty dirty girl January 3, 2007

leap shark

when something that jumped the shark from the get-go is the inspiration for something else that jumps the shark from the get-go i.e. when something uncreative and overly derivative is the inspiration for something else overly derivative and uncreative.

this definition is playing leap shark with the critic. IT STINKS!

by corduroymarch September 20, 2005

punched a shark

A phrase originating in St. Therese science class, after a marine-biology video.

1 to punch some one or something dangerous
2 to do something incredible
3 to masturbate
4 Take a dump

1 "Wow, he just went up and punched a shark!"
2 "After he jumped over Charlie Sheen, everyone said 'jimmy punched a shark'"
3 "after his date Sean went home and punched a shark"
4 "after the buffet i punched a shark"

by JRizzledizzle June 1, 2007

baby shark

Best song of all time, that’s all I have to say

BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

BABY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

BABY SHARK
MOMMY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
MOMMY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

MOMMY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
MOMMY SHARK
DADDY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

DADDY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

DADDY SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO

DADDY SHARK
GRANDMA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANDMA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANDMA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANDMA SHARK
GRANDPA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANPA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANDPA SHARK DO DO DO DO DO DO
GRANDPA SHARK
LETS GO HUNT DO DO DO DO DO DO
LETS GO HUNT DO DO DO DO DO DO
LETS GO HUNT DO DO DO DO DO DO
LETS GO HUNT
RUN AWAY DO DO DO DO DO DO
RUN AWAY DO DO DO DO DO DO
RUN AWAY DO DO DO DO DO DO
RUN AWAY
SAFE AT LAST DO DO DO DO DO DO
SAFE AT LAST DO DO DO DO DO DO
SAFE AT LAST DO DO DO DO DO DO
SAFE AT LAST

by Ledwel November 13, 2018

shark tanking

When you ask a friend if he is in or out, he gives you a long and unnecessary reason why he's out.

Dude 1: You coming with us man??
Dude 2: I have to see my PO then run to the store and I have some projects to work on around the house...
Dude 1: Quit shark tanking me, are you IN OR OUT??!!
Dude 2: ...and for that reason, I'm out.

by kejo66 October 25, 2014

Sharkie

A very rare and butch individual, we don’t know whether it is male or female, we just know for a fact that it’s a sea predator. Their favourite terms are “iya” “have ya got a spare fag” and “Oi” in their overly aggressive voice. They like to call a cigarette a gazzler.

Iya everyone this is Sharkie, aka the sea predator

by ButchAssBitch October 20, 2017