SleepAid

to beat profusely

Daymn, dawg! He SeepAided dat foo'!
Now, get out of my face before I SleepAid your ass.

by Spleeeeeeeeeeeen` June 8, 2003

Sleeperette

The Person Whom You Are Sharing Sexualness With...
Not in a relationship.

Laura and Brian

or

Becca: If Your sleeperette had a spotty bum...would you touch it???
Lauren and Hayley: OMG yes!! Bloody hot bums.

by mher April 19, 2007

sleeperm

To awaken in the morning only to find your hair abnormally curly- as if the midnight barber has visited and administered an unwanted perm.

'Hey Ollie, nice sleeperm you've got there, tell me who did it and I'll sort 'em out for ya'

by Luke Bowman December 21, 2007

sleep crackin

The act of spending money so fast, you are at $0 before you know it.

I don't know where my last $300 went, I must have been sleep crackin!

by Irocn86 January 16, 2010

Sleep Stopper

While your partner is sleeping quickly and forcefully shove your penis into her vag or brown eye to wake her.

That bitch wouldn't put out last night so I gave her the sleep stopper!

I couldn't put up with her snoring anymore so I sleep stopped her.

Bro, you better hope your cell mate doesn't give you the sleep stopper!

by Ovarian Myth Sports February 8, 2010

sleephawk

The mohawk-like hairstyle created by those with shorter hair lying on one's sides during sleep.

I thought her short hair was cool until I woke up next to her in the morning and she had a stupid-looking sleephawk.

This is the easiest style ever-I just go to bed and wake up with a perfect sleephawk.

by Raisin Toast February 24, 2010

Sleeper's Madness

When some fuckface wakes you up and you try to go back to sleep for a long time, all the while becoming progressively angrier and angrier until you throw back the covers and get up in a fit of rage, thereby abandoning any attempts to salvage sleeping in on your day off from school/work.

Guy 1: "Doctor, this morning I stabbed my roomate in the side of his throat with a harpoon after he woke me up for the fifth morning in a row, ruining yet another morning's rest."
Doctor1: "Dayummm nigga, looks like you dun got yoself one o' da worst cases o' sleeper's madness I ever dun seen in my mo. fuckin. LIFE!!!!"
MedStudent1: "I concur, maybe one day I can clean up my wife's gambling problem and get my finances together to pay off my debts and cure this horrible disease."
Doctor1: "Nigga you best be frenchin' wit me, cuz you ain't neva gonna do dat shit, dis disease be fuckin' INCURABLE, and I would know, I graduated from Harvard Med, top o' ma mofuckin class."

by Scandal123 July 31, 2010