Wood Roaster

The result of using deep heat as lubricant on a skyn condom and dealing with the molten latex mess.

Whilst looking through the console of my brothers vehicle I found a tube of deep heat and a packet of condoms together.
It was at the point I realised the sick fucker was into the wood roaster.

by Zuckerfuker July 16, 2022

Not roasting just toasting

When someone says you’re making fun of them aka roasting them but you’re not REALLY making fun just poking fun

“Stop roasting me” “not roasting just toasting”

by Searchingforanogidea March 3, 2023

Rump Roasted

When your rizzy sigma grandchildren put on you seat heater in the Shrek mobile and you burn your gyatt to the point where it turns into charcoal (yes you are made out of wood)

“AHHH MY ASS IS BURNING WHO DID THIS, I’VE BEEN RUMP ROASTED!!!!!!”

by Number one Shrek Stan 69 July 26, 2024

Coaster Roaster

A stoner term.

Defined as the last intake of Marijuana (usually heavy) in preparation for the expected (extended) time-period until the next intake.

Roasting yourself enough to function and coast until the next available moment, or through a hard event in which Marijuana isn't accepted.

"Let's hit a Coaster Roaster before we head to your aunt's party."

by Odd1Mind August 21, 2024

Pot-Roastin

The act of getting together with your boys to play video games and kiss

"You guys pot-roastin later? I got a new game I'd love to play that goes great with kissing."

by H o o p April 9, 2024

Split Roasting

A term used to describe when two police vehicles use their push bumpers on both the front and rear end of suspect's vehicle, boxing it in.

Hey officer, you should have split roasted that suspect's vehicle at the Circle K. Yeah, split roasting is a great tactic.

by Buzz Armstrong April 4, 2025

that rump is roasting

When a person's bootyis so big and popping out of their jeans, that a person finds it attractive.

Hey check out Lisa!! That rump is roasting and her ass is fine!

by JoyceeT June 23, 2008