by ShrekOnion69 December 15, 2014
A Purple Spaghetti Story is an overly long, meandering joke told as if it were a short story (sometimes about a real person - to make it seem real) usually about purple Spaghetti and ending with an unrelated lesson learned. They are often also called, or similar to, a Shaggy Dog Story.
During dinner, Uncle Richard told his nephews Zack and Aaron his famous Purple Spaghetti Story about his son Jeremy being sent to the principals office because he was passing notes in math class. Of course when the principal asked, Jeremy said he was just writing about Purple Spaghetti. By the time Richard finally reached the unrelated punch line ("look both ways before crossing the street") the boys had fallen asleep.
by NZev November 03, 2021
The results (purple links i.e. already visited) that google shows after searching up for something without finding it, and you look for it yet one more time!
short: PLS
short: PLS
software developer 1: can't find the solution to XYZ problem
software developer 2: did you check on google ?
software developer 3: so much that i have a purple link syndrome now !
software developer 2: did you check on google ?
software developer 3: so much that i have a purple link syndrome now !
by r_king July 21, 2014
M4R10 pleez! I neeeeed Dat purples kuwade!
by Retarded64 October 05, 2020
I NEED Dat purples kuwade!
by Retarded64 October 05, 2020
‘Brent’s purple cock’ is a commonly used phrase among Nova Scotians (residents of Nova Scotia, a Canadian province).
“Yeah bro, that looks like Brent’s purple cock!”
by Angryboi July 02, 2022
That purple spastic bitch be tripping.
by Little Gimpy Man February 28, 2012