stretchy tos tip

when your tip is stretched by a dragonfruit and Enzo amore

Enzo a more turns Mr beasts stretchy tip into a stretchy tos tip

by stretchgod June 25, 2025

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Glued at the tip

When two heterosexual bros are so chummy that everyone assumes they MUST be gay lovers.

There goes Shawn and Gavin, riding their skateboards in matching banana hammocks. I swear, those fellas are glued at the tip!

by Definitely Not Ashlyn July 9, 2025

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Baltimore Cow Tipping

where you spartan kick fent folders in the inner city

(invented by strudwick)

Yoo bud, how about some baltimore cow tipping this weekend on skid row?

by mccutch11 July 10, 2025

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on the tip of my thumb

The maddening feeling when that perfect emoji disappears from your keyboard just when you need it.

Man, where’s that emoji with the squiggly smile?!? It’s on the tip of my thumb—but I’ve scrolled forever and still can’t find it!

by pineconehotdog July 22, 2025

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Tweaker Tipping
verb
/ˈtwēkər ˈtipiNG/

Definition:
The noble (if slightly questionable) art of gently nudging a fentanyl-frozen individual—typically caught mid “zombie lean” a.k.a. the fentanyl fold—until they slowly and dramatically topple over like a haunted scarecrow.

Originating in Portland, Oregon, where rain-soaked sidewalks, craft beer, and rampant public drug use collide, Tweaker Tipping has become a Friday night pastime for bored hipsters, disillusioned baristas, and rogue bachelorette parties. Bonus points awarded for sound effects, sticking the landing, or tipping multiple tweakers in a row like human dominoes.

“Bro, we went out to Burnside last night and played Tweaker Tipping 'til the cops showed up. I got a triple combo by the food carts.”

by Masterbaudering August 2, 2025

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