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Monday Night Miracle 

From the Monday night Football game on October 23, 2000. In which the NY Jets came back in the forth quarter scoring 30 point to defeat the Miami Dolphins, with a final score of 40-37. The term is used to describe a complete turn around of events to lead to a completely different out come than what was expected.
The penis was dead after have sex twice, then I popped a Viagra and it had a Monday Night Miracle as I laid in to her again.
Monday Night Miracle by Hank1972 October 3, 2011
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One Night Standards 

The incredibly low standards a man has for women, when he's drunk, horny, and doesn't want a relationship.
Jeff fucked Victoria because he has low one night standards, which is why he never called her back.

migos night

Where you take a bunch of molly with migos then get ass pounded by each member all night
Damn, my migos night last night was out of this world!
migos night by Princeyboy April 15, 2017

Prom Night Promise 

When you promise your prom date that you will give her "just the tip".
"How did it go last night at prom"

"It was awesome! I gave her the prom night promise but she ended up taking it right to the base!"
Prom Night Promise by BagStank April 12, 2019

Friday night 

Friday night is a time where most people are hanging out together and having fun. But you are most likely at your house playing video games or being non-social (or at least that’s me)
Person1: Dude what are you doing Friday night. I’m hanging out with Person 2 and Person 3
You: Nothing
Friday night by lil 69 December 28, 2019

Double Door Night 

-When a bar opens both front doors so the fat chicks can get/fit in.
-Any night where a bar or club is full of fat chicks.
Man look at all them fat chicks, it must be a double door night.
Double Door Night by Jaydog January 9, 2004

Amateur night 

An event at a strip club, often on a Wednesday night, where non-strippers can get naked for cash prizes. Often requires a minimum of three contestants.
She and her friends did amateur night at the Vu last week!
Amateur night by theRadioStar August 10, 2008