murdaphonk

a roblox audio maker

“ yk murdaphonk “
“ ye”
“oh ok “

by NokiaAndKainehater6969 February 10, 2023

Muddy Buddy

When a woman (or man) shits on your nuts during anal

Jessica’s dirty, she gave me a muddy buddy. I can’t lie I kind of liked it;)

by joegarc1 February 14, 2023

Muddy puddle

To explosively shit all over the floor. Using one’s own faeces. Then proceeding to jump (bare-foot) into the cesspool of warm shite.

Person 1:What the fuck is wrong with you! You can’t just shit on someone’s floor. It’s new fucking carpet.

Person 2: is that… is that a fucking muddy puddle!?

by MyMoneyDoesNot jiggle February 21, 2023

Murda Rate

A young Argentinian killer from the streets of Newark known for his violent beat down at Jackson square and his infamous March 4th street brawl that he initiated and tore apart the rival gangs from Patterson.

“Yo, don’t look him in the eyes but Murda rate is walking towards us.

by Newarkslime March 6, 2023

muddy raccoon

The action of blackening both of your girlfriends eyes and then preceding to shit all over her face.

T: I told Lisa last night about the muddy raccoon.

J: be careful or she’ll end up with pink eye too.

by Do it all crew March 16, 2023

Murder

What the person in your closet is going to do to you.

Fucking run, I'm gonna murder you

by J4VA March 27, 2023

Muddy Puddle

To stomp shit down a shower drain

I just done a muddy puddle in the shower

by ULSTER IS IRISH YOOO March 30, 2023