Mikey

Mikey can be nice at times.
He knows a lot about cars and machines.
He gets annoyed easily and can be a turd at times.
Like, a big one.
He buzzed his head once…
He may or may not be gay, but he sure knows how to roll or skate!
He’s just a little fruity…

Daniel “hey Mikey, what’s good?”
Mikey “nothing much, just bought a van that’s gonna be jacked!”

by Tinsley & LA October 25, 2025

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Mile High, High Five

A “Mile High, High Five” is an over-the-pants hand job given mid-flight that technically keeps you under the FAA’s “no public indecency” radar. It’s the PG-13 attempt at joining the Mile High Club without committing to the full membership package.

Sarah said she wasn’t ready to join the Mile High Club, so she offered me the budget-friendly option — the Mile High, High Five.

by MileHighFive December 3, 2025

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Mikey's Curse

When someone comments under a manhwa, hoping a character doesn't become a loli therefore cursing the character to become a loli.

Please don't evoke Mikey's Curse!

by KittyJesus January 4, 2026

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Eighty mile

10 times cooler than the already swag eight mile

wanna go to eighty mile?

what?!?!?!

it's ten time more swag than eight mile...

damn, we gotta go then... NOW!

by ps2jzt January 5, 2012

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fatty mile

When you order something from a fast food drive threw, pull out, and then drive to another fast food restraunt and order something from there too.

Friend 1: What's with all the fast food bags?

Friend 2: Man.. I did the fatty mile again. Sometimes Wendy's just isn't enough.

by Icesa October 18, 2012

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The Mikey Vetty

In the act of ejaculation, a male rips off some of his (preferably pubic) hair, places the hair on his male/female partner's face and ejaculates on his/her face. The sperm allows for the hair to stick to the partner's face, to resemble facial hair.

"Dude, what did you do to that girl over their last night, it looks like your pubes are on his face."
"I did 'The Mikey Vetty' on her. It was totally worth it."

by randbots December 14, 2012

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