monkey face 

When a beard is bristly and thick.

I need to shave my monkey face tomorrow.

monkey face by Boffo March 15, 2007

monkey fist 

Plainly put: A raging erection. An erection at the point when the penis cannot become any more erect.

I woke up this morning with a huge monkey fist. I could hardly get out of bed.

monkey fist by Alistair Finch July 30, 2006

Monkey mouth

A horrible taste in your mouth the morning after a heavy drinking session. Can be made worse by additions of:-
-Kebab
-Tobacco
-Pizza

" I have bad case of monkey mouth this morning"

Monkey mouth by reynolpj December 10, 2006

monkey bath

a bath which is a bit too hot

getting into the bath one day i found it a bit too hot and screamed "ooh ohh ahh ahh" like a monkey

monkey bath by joe September 14, 2003

Monkey Punch 

Somewhat like a Donkey Punch but since monkies have little hand-like feet, you kick the girl in the back of the head instead. Granted this would be hard to do, but I assume a monkey could do it no problem, hence name.

Matt H-Dude, I got monkey punched last night.
Everyone else-Dude, you got kicked in the back of the head while getting sodomized by another man? You suck.

Monkey Punch by PhearMyPhunk September 30, 2006

Monkey Boy 

someone to be chumped, used for your own pleasure and then left wimpering and alone...crying in the night.

Algore in the last election

Monkey Boy by ZENOLEGG September 16, 2005

monkey business 

1. comically functioning with little or no reason

That worker is all monkey business.

monkey business by Neviar September 28, 2003