Mistery

Another word for Mystery spelt in a quirky way.

It's a Mistery.

by goofit July 16, 2011

verbally masterbating

When one talks about himself to a second party as being better than the rest of the population. While it is said to someone else, it is really just intended for the person to hear out loud how "awesome" they are. May be done out of deep-seated insecurity.

Matt: "I am going to be the most awesome lawyer. I am just a really compelling speaker blah blah blah"
Other people later: "Goddamn Matt was verbally masterbating so much there might be chafing."

by yeah April 13, 2003

goat master

One who fornicates with goats. May also wear a hat with "goat master" written on it.

Goat master
Raping 'em faster
Psudo goth kid is a rapin' it up!

by The Digerati January 9, 2005

master strokes

wanking, the last few strokes of your cock before you blow all over the wall.. huge

What master strokes!I was wanking away thinking about Hugh Jackman. I just blew my load all over the bedroom wall. It went so far it missed my face!

by goosenard June 30, 2006

master sergeant

Rank in the army that is above Sergeant First Class, but below First Sergeant. Master Segeants usually serve as staff directors rather than field officers.

Mike was the Master Sergeant in charge of supply

by baaaaah May 14, 2005

scout master

Any social misfit wearing fake useless merit badges that has sexual fantasies of molesting scouts in their tents while they are wearing their tighty whities.

The scout master popped a boner as he crawled into little scout Timmy's tent for an evening snack of twig and berries.

by Rupert Ventura March 20, 2014

Cock Master

Descriptive noun for displaying extreme displeasure at an individual or individuals (Cock Masters).

All of them cock masters, everyone of them just kissing the bosses arse especially Graham, the cock master.

by Richard April 18, 2005