LapFoiled

A black soot smudge on or near crotch area created by someone passing out and dropping tinfoil on lap while smoking heroin.

Doing all that heroin looks like Amber got herself lapfoiled.

by hardgranite0202 August 1, 2022

LapFoiled

When someone drops a piece of aluminum foil on their lap that has been used for smoking heroin and it leaves a black soot smudge on crotch area.

Looks like Amber fell out and got lapfoiled.

by hardgranite0202 August 1, 2022

Lapper

Lapper is a guy on TikTok and YouTube. He mostly posts on TikTok, but will post on YouTube.

Yoo, Lapper posted a new video!
-Tiktok or Youtube, bro?
TikTok, he's a fucking idiot.

by Crabackup’s iPhone X August 25, 2022

lappage

would like to have someone sat on the persons lap.

Person 1: yo get on my lap rn.
Person 2: damn you down bad for some lappage huh?

by 69er123 August 25, 2022

Lapper

Taking a half day or full day off of work due to " Kids hockey, Baseball, kickball, etc. Tournament. Or just leaving early to catch a train or beat traffic.

Hey Guys, Gotta take a "lapper", my kids have a tournament in Boston.

by jj55! September 2, 2022

Lapper

Taking a half day or full day off of work due to " Kids hockey, Baseball, kickball, etc. Tournament. Or just leaving early to catch a train or beat traffic.

Hey Guys, Gotta take a "lapper", my kids have a tournament in Boston.

by jj55! September 2, 2022

lapping

Receiving a belated salary due to your boss driving round and round town late at night burning excessive amounts of rubber and testosterone at the same time.

Landlord: Your rent was due yesterday. Mind your deadlines.
Tenant: Sorry, I am lapping at work again. I'll pay as soon as my boss is done doing donuts at the 7-Eleven parking lot.

by Sumpfgott1050 September 5, 2022