Smoke and Joke

How junior enlisted while away their service time: smoking cigarettes and joking around with each other. Typically done in small groups when on break, standing post, or at quarters.
See those embassy guards standing post at the gate? They smoke cigarettes and bullshit all day. Smoke and joke. Most of them will never make rank.
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Joke

Sienna:"what's a joke"
Matilda:"your life"
by Sissygurlie July 23, 2017
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Great Grandpa Joke

A joke that’s even more original and predictable than a dad joke.
Person A: Why was the crab being so mean?
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it was feeling crabby!
Person B: Ugh... Enough with the great grandpa jokes.
by Dray’s Dictionary April 14, 2023
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Dick joke

All/any joke that Nikki laughs at
Nicki, she only laughs at dick jokes
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snapchat joke

A joke that only lasts three seconds.
Person 1:"I'm an alien, I mean what"
2 minutes later, while talking about living in another planet

Person 2: "Shhh don't blow their cover"
Person 3: "late response much? That was a snapchat joke"
by Julieeann March 16, 2016
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is a joke

said as a term of slang
simon: what do you mean, why did you say that??
Harry: is a joke bro chill
by faZe._XxurmumXx._ May 12, 2021
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Joke

When you tell one, others are SUPPOSED to laugh -sometimes even yourself. But for some reason this is very often not the case.
Dad-jokes are just bad and for some teenagers embarrassing.
Mom-jokes are completely made up and when you get them they’re just as bad, but you get kinda excited for getting the pun of something that wasn’t necessarily understandable.
What does a joke crossed with a rhetorical question make? …
by fia.m.felmy November 20, 2021
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