floating circle jerk

When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.
"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."
by Uncle_Fun September 09, 2017
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jerk supreme

The max level of a jerk. There is the jerk, there is the super jerk, and then there is the jerk supreme. A jerk supreme does terrible things to people simply because they like watching suffering. When mentioning a jerk supreme, you have to be as dramatic as possible.
Rachel is a JERK SUPREME! Why else would she stick her leg out when I was passing her desk?
by Frozen5110 July 07, 2019
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A one way life jerk

Like a circle jerk but bigger in scale and with only one loner wanker who gradually gets more and more isolated leading to death
by Issy_dead_bananas February 08, 2020
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jerk spot

An are area where one/two people would preform sexual activates.
This is my jerk spot!
by weedKilla1987 April 28, 2010
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Nvm I jerked off

A phrase used by a person who is down bad and then regret a certain action committed.
It is commonly associated with post-nut clarity
- What's her OF?
10 minutes later
- Nvm I jerked off

- You're so beautiful
- Marry me?
- Nvm I jerked off, you mean nothing to me
by WillieDog February 17, 2025
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Scenic jerk

Beating it to Mother Nature, getting it off to the beauty of the earth
Josh and I ripped a scenic jerk last night!
by November 26, 2023
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jerk a meyer

A man that is an wiener like a Oscar Meyer
He is such a jerk a Meyer, he cheated off his little sisters paper
by Dodi fied November 19, 2020
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