Fart-ish

1. adj. An atmosphere that smells and feels like someone farted, but nobody actually has.

2. adj. The warm, swirly feeling in your lower abdomen that indicates flatulence is imminent.

3. adj. The state of feeling prematurely old.

1. Upon entering the kitchen, I was struck by the fart-ish stench of steamed broccoli.

2. This chili is delicious, but I'm already getting fart-ish.

3. Sorry, I can't do drinks after work, I'm headed home to watch my shows and be fart-ish.

by C. B. LEE June 27, 2014

Internet Fart

A internet fart is when you turn on your mic at a unexpected time emitting a strange sound that emulates the passing of gas.

"Kody! Stop Internet Farting!"

by canyoufeelthedaylickingourskin October 12, 2021

Fart-sharting

Similar to “Poot-sharting”, fart-sharting is the act of farting and subsequently sharting directly after without breaking the continuity of said fart. Fart-sharting can often times end in horrific and nightmarish scenes.

“Umm… Jombly… I Uhhhhh… I’m fart-sharting!”

“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”

“I love fart-sharting.”

by Rad Parker December 21, 2021

sketchy fart

When your fart is too wet for comfort. You also question if you shat your pants or not.

The Taco Bell from dinner gave me a sketchy fart. I now have streaks in my underwear.

by fuern3 January 4, 2017

Gut fart

A loud, long fart as if it was coming deep from your gut, often may feel like you have to shit but only air comes out, followed by a feeling of relief.

Mathew thought he had to take a shit but when he sat on the toilet he passed a huge gut fart.

by Saturn20102c March 11, 2015

fart slicer

A fart slicer is another word for a G string.

"Hey sheila, are you gonna rip one right here in public?"
"No worries, you won't hear a thing i've got a fart slicer on!"

by thewetblanket March 9, 2012

fart lasso

A fart so bad that its like someone wrapped a lasso around your neck and pulled it tight. You can't breathe.

Dude, yesterday I gave Chris the ol' fart lasso. He didn't breathe for so long he turned purple!

by Flaming Moobs December 3, 2013