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Fart Dog 

1) A canine prone to gastronomical expulsion. (I.E. A Terrier with a propensity for excreting air fouled by long term entrapment within the colon.)

2) An irritating boyfriend.
1) Pass the Ly-Sol, Jim-Bob! Something just crawled up that Fart Dog of yours ass and died!

2) Get OUT of my ass pocket, fart dog!
Fart Dog by Garden Gawaine July 16, 2003
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fart eater 

1.Some 1 who instead of eating dick sucks farts
1.man id make her suck my ass and let one rip then squeezze her head with my asscheeks and suufocate her
2.morgan P second name.
fart eater by BEHN April 8, 2003

fart base 

a play on words of the base system used to describe your intimate situation with another person. fart base is the point in a relationship when you are comfortable farting in their presence. also called the fart barrier
Jack accidentally got to fart base with Jill when he let one slide on their second date.
fart base by pb foot February 28, 2010

Fart pocket

When a guy farts while sitting down, and the fart gets stuck between the mans ass, his balls and the chair. The man nor anyone around him smells it until he stands up.
Yesterday I farted but didnt smell it until i stood up 5 minutes later. I guess it was stuck in my fart pocket.
Fart pocket by dis shit fo real February 21, 2009

fart mongoose 

1. A disgusting human (man) that is capable of breaking wind on command whether in public or private and by doing so pisses off his peers.
2. CLR (chlamydia laced rectum aka Chuck)
3. A person that will end up sleeping alone if they don't stop this bullshit.
That fart mongoose ripped so much ass it rattled the bed.
fart mongoose by chou chou January 5, 2008

Fart Flaming Ass Clown

The highest level of douche-bagery and mother-fuckerdom. A title only achieved after the title-holder spends ridiculous amounts of time reading the bible, fingering their own asshole, and listening to bright eyes.
Jesus: Hey, did you guys hear the new Passion Pit record?

Raekwon: Jesus, you sure are a fart flaming ass clown.