eat my piss

an insult, such as kiss my ass, eat my ass. originally comes from a cartoon by fat-pie

i have enough of you, you asshole, now go and eat my piss

by macius July 24, 2008

eat my ass

Put your tongue in my shitty asshole and wiggle it around till I cum on the bed where you sleep at night

Please "eat my ass" tonight while we have sex.

by Assfuckingisgood November 16, 2016

eat mans

to get jacked up/robbed

cum we eat mans for wot he got blud

by killa yout May 1, 2003

eat branch

Another way of saying "blow job" or "giving head" to give felatio.

I'm hanging out with this wicked pig tonight, She BETTER fuckin' eat branch.

by Bob September 6, 2005

Asshole Eating

Methodically, slowly and messily eating to spite the waiter/waitress that has provided poor service and attitude

After my dinner date was treated poorly by our waitress she then began asshole eating out of spite towards our waitress

by KamagonMark May 30, 2015

Strategic Eating.

Meaning to eat in class/ or anywhere serious you aren't meant to eat food - WITHOUT getting caught.

Strategic eating is pretty much a gamble.

SUCCESS:

-Sitting in the back of English class with a bag of corn chips and slowly & quietly crunching some doritos yo.

WHEN FAILED :

-Chewing food ....then the teahcer asks you to answer the question. Then you're screwed.

=Detention :(

SUCCESS:
James was sitting next to Jessie in the back of English class & was Strategic Eating.

FAIL:

Jessie was chewing on some doritos and the teacher asked Jessie for the answer to a complicated question...Jessie failed with her mouth full.

by Umagz2 April 15, 2011

banana eating

Banna eating, when you full on sucking on that dick and you nibble or bite it.

"Ouch! Damn Sally, stop banana eating me you cunt! You about took it off!"

by @WeirdShitThatILike May 24, 2017