An excessively large or thick makeshift toilet seat cover constructed from very many interleaved strips of toilet paper placed around the seat rim. So called because of the resemblance to the nest of a very large bird.
Created by persons using a public toilet who cannot bear to have their buttocks touch the seat when a disposable cover is not available, or though to be too small, thin or flimsy to be effective.
Usually seen by others when the creator leaves the construction un-flushed and in-place on the seat after departing the public restroom.
Created by persons using a public toilet who cannot bear to have their buttocks touch the seat when a disposable cover is not available, or though to be too small, thin or flimsy to be effective.
Usually seen by others when the creator leaves the construction un-flushed and in-place on the seat after departing the public restroom.
Someone at my office keeps leaving a California condor nest in one of the stalls! I wish they'd flush the damn thing when they're done.
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Get the California Condor Nest mug.1. noun Musician from Nebraska who started recording indie albums as a teenager. Has been in several indie bands including Commander Venus, Bright Eyes, Desaparecidos.
2. verb To write real tear-provoking lyrics to depressing emotional music about being alone, depressed, and/or confused which may or may not have been linked to your own experiences.
3. adj. A sexy, emtional, skinny, scrawny, pale indie boy who knows how to make you cry when you sit at home alone.
2. verb To write real tear-provoking lyrics to depressing emotional music about being alone, depressed, and/or confused which may or may not have been linked to your own experiences.
3. adj. A sexy, emtional, skinny, scrawny, pale indie boy who knows how to make you cry when you sit at home alone.
Noun: My favorite band is Bright Eyes, you know with Conor Oberst?
Verb: After her boyfriend cheated on her, she sat in her room for 4 days Conor Obersting and crying.
Adjective: At the Death Cab for Cutie show I saw this extremely Conor Oberst boy, and we made out in the back.
Verb: After her boyfriend cheated on her, she sat in her room for 4 days Conor Obersting and crying.
Adjective: At the Death Cab for Cutie show I saw this extremely Conor Oberst boy, and we made out in the back.
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by Anonymous October 23, 2003
Get the conor oberst mug.The only name to have been voted the sexiest and most awesome every year since the ONA (Official Naming Association) were conceived in 1987. Since then, those named Conor have lived up to this title and time and time again have proven that anybody with this name is both incredibly good looking, smart and funny and according to a recent study conducted by David W. Martin, Ph.D., anyone who does not agree with this is in fact mentally disabled to a substantial degree, with the main neurologically affected areas being those responsible for awesome and not being a little bitch.
If you know or are friends with a Conor, you are very lucky indeed and should treat yourself as such. Conors are so intelligent that they find it hard to deal with menial assignments due to the lack of intellectual stimulation involved. They will purposefully achieve slightly above average marks so as not to take away from those around them.
To call someone a Conor is to bestow a great honour upon them.
All women secretly want a Conor, but most prefer to live in sexual frustration, rather than admit their feelings and ride the love train that is Conor.
If you know or are friends with a Conor, you are very lucky indeed and should treat yourself as such. Conors are so intelligent that they find it hard to deal with menial assignments due to the lack of intellectual stimulation involved. They will purposefully achieve slightly above average marks so as not to take away from those around them.
To call someone a Conor is to bestow a great honour upon them.
All women secretly want a Conor, but most prefer to live in sexual frustration, rather than admit their feelings and ride the love train that is Conor.
"Man, that guy over there just saved the world from Godzilla", "Yeah and he's ridiculous good looking and must be amazing in bed, what a Conor"
"Oh my God that guy over there is so Hot I want him right now but I'm not gonna say anything because I'm a lame person, instead i'll just think about him during each and every future sexual encounter"
"Oh my God that guy over there is so Hot I want him right now but I'm not gonna say anything because I'm a lame person, instead i'll just think about him during each and every future sexual encounter"
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Get the I cannor mug.Conor Maynard is an amazing singer and a huge role model to myself and teens around the country! Conor Maynard's are extremly sexy/fly and the girls "Can't Say No" to him:) Conor Maynard has a really good sense of humour and is always cracking jokes leading his mayniacs (LIKE ME) crying with laughter!
Omg you guys you act so much like Conor Maynard... < HUGE compliment! If someone calls you or says you act like a Conor Maynard you should be very very proud of yourself! Conor Maynard is the best person on this planet!!
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