A sexy beast that will be scared by a ghost eating toast halfway up a lamp post but all the girls still want him

A casual invitation / threat used by an individual that is not afraid of fucking someone up.

A boy who kicked the fuck out of a water machine and then put his penis up the water pipe, he fights like a bitch and shouts "come on then you faggot" when he is on the floor, he has a older brother who's a fucking roid head, and Connor loves pokey Bum Wanks