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Pensacola Christian College 

An unaccredited college in Pensacola, Florida run by fascists. If you're caught wearing earbuds or talking to a member of the opposite sex without adult supervision, you will be sent to the disciplinary committee.
Shortly after the Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville, a Pensacola Christian College student was seen saluting a Confederate statue.
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National Junior College 

An elite school in Singapore, ranking 5th place in 2021, tying with Dunman High School. Located along Dunearn Road, this school offers a wide variety of activities, especially Science. The year heads take disciplinary acts very seriously as it is the #1 priority. Most students here work closely with students from NUS, the best university in Singapore. NJC also a 6-year integrated programme. It goes a lot faster than normal schools. For example, secondary 1 students finish 1A, 1B, half of 2A by the end of the year and learn Sec 3-Sec 4 Science. Language Arts is a compulsory subject. LA is a combination of Literature and English.
Wow! Why are you so smart? I am in Secondary 3 and you helped me with Science. Which school are you from?”
“National Junior College. I am actually an average student there hahaha”

St. Clair College 

A school in Windsor, Ontario, Canada where an ungodly percentage of the female population is hot.

guy 1 - Hey man, let's go to St. Clair College's pub night and pick up some of them hot bitches.
guy 2 - Oh for sure man. I heard the hot:not ratio is off the hook at that place!
St. Clair College by Mark U May 26, 2008

st. john fisher college

St. John Fisher College is a small school with just over 2,500 undergraduate students located in the small village of Pittsford, NY. It's pretty simple, if you attend Fisher, your probably a douche bag. The guys who chose Fisher did so because of the 60/40 ratio of women to men. If you're a girl at Fisher you're probably either an athlete or in the nursing program. Fisher is known for its dining hall which leaves students with the feeling of having to shit their pants before even leaving the table. Overall, student's at Fisher spend their time doing one of three things

1. Dicking around in Cyber Cafe before a class
2. Sitting on the toilet to excrete the "Lackmann Laxatives"
3. Dorm drinking 7 days a week wishing academics weren't a thing

St. John Fisher is a beautiful place to be. With a safety and security squad looking to torment any student under 21 who touches alcohol to their lips and any student who's car is parked 6" outside of their designated lot, Fisher is a very safe, small, and loving community

#GoBills
St. John Fisher College has such a small campus that you can take a shit, grab a bite to eat, and make it to class all in under 10 minutes

Trinity College 

A school in Perth dedicated to dry humping animals and pounding tight male ass. Trinity pride themselves on slaying hairy hairy dick during classes. Many speak of trinity students having tiny dicks and hairy nipples also all having ass wholes the size of 3 convicted rapeists in prison put together
Aquinas College: We heading to Trinity College for sport this week, hope you like herpes.

dean college 

Don't go there, there are no parties, just a few people in one room drinking, anything bigger would be busted up in five minutes, its a junior college and there are very few people who are 21 on campus, and willing to buy you alcohol. You need to sign an attendance contract, skip more than two classes a semester and you are automatically withdrawn from the class, then told to live off campus. Easy moneymaker way for them to get you to withdraw altogether and keep your $38K tuition
Friend A: Where do you go to school

Friend B: Dean College

Friend A: Too Bad
dean college by Tgod October 4, 2006

Retard College 

Community College. small institutions for less fortunate students to earn s degree.
my friend is attending Retard College up in Houston to get his associates.
Retard College by v1cious August 30, 2006