Floor Child

The kids that sit on the floor at a theme park, or in town, or at a station somewhere. Jimmy Urine && Wife Chantel Claret are examples of Floor kids. Youtube there disneyland videos.

no way man, wat do you think i am some sort of dirty floor child!

by CuntFaceEmZ September 7, 2010

Parent-Child Potty Overshare

The act of parents sharing too much information regarding their child's daily bathroom habits via a social network.

so-and-so posted a status about their kid peeing in the toilet again today. a serious Parent-Child Potty Overshare!

by keepin' it to yourself June 18, 2011

reverse child support

When you have a child with someone, and the person with the child send, loans, or gives money to the other party. Instead of recieving child support, they do.

Jennifer- I have to send Mark some more money, he's up to his neck with bills this month, and Jr. wants to stay with him this weekend.

Stefany- Why do you insist on paying that man reverse child support, cut him off!

Jennifer- I can't, he's my man, and I love him.

by sleepercell28 August 15, 2011

Sucker Child

A child born in a situation where one of the parents did not know or want the child to be conceived. A woman may become pregnant and/or have a child without using contraceptive knowingly or without telling the father they are having their baby until it is born thus able to demand support for the child.

"He's broke because he spends all his money supporting that sucker child"

by Gigantic Dark October 30, 2011

Hair Child

that wad/ball of hair at the bottom of the tub/sink when you get done doing your own hair.

*gets done doing hair* "Aww man! Look at the size of that hair child in the drain!"

by mattchick February 21, 2012

metaphorical child

A metaphorical child that it looked upon by another as a child but they are not legally bound or bound by blood. The metaphorical child may be old, younger or the same age as the metaphorical parent. The child is treated as ones own.

Fingers is my metaphorical child even though he is older than me. He is seen as a child and treated that way but has his own family. I am his metaphorical mother.

by Random quirks March 23, 2016

booty child

When a booty call ends with pregnancy.
It's a booty child.

"Did you hear what happened with Rose and Jack?"
"No! What?"
"They have a booty child!"
"Damn!"

by BAAABA September 8, 2016