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Reverse Captain Hook

Popular in climbing circles, the Reverse Captain Hook requires extreme finger strength and dexterity. This maneuver entails a girl standing up, while you do pull-ups between her legs, supporting your entire body weight with only two fingers in her vagina. If done correctly, should result in an orgasm.
Andrew: "Yo, Dan. I heard you reverse captain hooked Tracy last night."
Dan: "Yeah man. That shit's busted for at least two months and I have to throw away my sheets. Looks like murder."
Andrew: "Bro, that's fucked up!"
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Sir Captain Master Wedley The Third 

Possibly the Most epic name you will ever see for a human being. Seeing this name is very rare
Person #1: "Hey have you see Captain Wedley?"
Person #2: "It's Pronounced Sir Captain Master Wedley The Third"
Person #1: "Oh."

Go Captain Kirk 

Go Captain Kirk: To show up in someone's house unexpectedly, possibly in their bedroom in the middle of the night.

The Captain Kirk can be used to maximum effect by continuing an IM chat that gives no clue to the intended victim of impending arrival from a great distance.
Skype Chatter: I wish i could go Captain Kirk on you and show up in your living room right now.
Go Captain Kirk by DZDZDZD February 28, 2010

Urinal Captain 

1: A plumber that specializes in urinal installation

2: Someone who let's people pee on them for money

3: What Captain America calls himself at the janitorial gig he gets after leaving the army
I ran into John the other day, says he just got a job as a Urinal Captain . I guess he got tired of tapping the sewage line

Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey

This means that gibby is your father and Trisha Paytas is your momma. Jake Paul is your God and shronk is the devil!
Swaggy Captain Gina Diaz Malone Seavey get over here the children are burning!

The Good Captain 

A golly good whovian, with a brilliant and hypnotizing Irish accent. Often refered to as 'The Captain' or 'Captain Epic'.
Random 1: "Have you heard The Good Captain recently?"
Random 2: "Uh, no?"
Random 1: "He is hypnotizing"

Pulling a captain 

Pulling a captain means flirting with a girl when you already know she has a boyfriend.
Alex: Did you see Ahmed yesterday?
Jan: Yes I did. He was pulling a captain on Dalila.