Cool Beans

When a situation is cool or nice, it is 'Cool Beans'

My Grandmom made upma, and it was cool beans.

by sithyithy April 7, 2024

Good beans

A historical term of endearment or good fortune derived from a moment between Lord Uxbridge and Wellington in the battle of Waterloo. Traditionally exclaimed to bolster spirits before uncertain endeavours—like charging into battle or attending a family reunion.

"Good beans, Wellington!"
"If there is anything in this world about which I know positively nothing, it is agriculture."

by jonathane jesus April 18, 2024

Poaching Beans

When a dude wants to relax and he dunks his balls in first into a hot tub before submerging the body.

Yo , I was so stressed out but after poaching beans. I was ready for the night.

by Umy Hany April 18, 2024

Little Beans

Little Beans are testicles that are extremely small, and or have a bean-like shape. Usually, you will find Little Beans on a extremely obese person, or a person that is a victim of incest.

You see Daryl over there? I bet he has little beans.

by Raksov October 12, 2024

Full Beans

“Excited and full of life”

Gained viral popularity after a piece of crowd work by comedian Jeff Arcuri widely distributed in 2023

“Im 100% full beans all day every day”

by Jackieloppers January 17, 2024

Baby Beans

A term selfharmers use to define the layer of skin between the styro and the beans

i just cut to baby beans

by anonymous February 3, 2024

porta-beans

A hydraulic Jack (porta-power) in a state of maximum force exertion (full beans). Often directly connected to the act of exceeding the recommended weight capacity “cause a cunt hair more will do her nice.”

That bitch pin is stuck stuck, better grab the porta-beans.

by Chopchoo May 28, 2024