marinated asshole 

1. the anus of a person who hasn't showered for days

2. when a person hasn't showered for days, letting their body odor develop to nasty levels.

"how could she have tossed his salad,he definitely had a marinated asshole"

marinated asshole by Terdel Nelson September 5, 2009

Snails Asshole 

Anything that is hard to find

Mike- "Hey Jess! I'm so sorry I'm late for our date."
Jess- "Its ok Mike. This place is a snails asshole."

Snails Asshole by renegadeangel92 April 6, 2010

Motherless asshole

A dog that shits on the floor

You motherless asshole, i m tired of cleaning up your shit.

Motherless asshole by Cibyll August 14, 2017

California Asshole

A typical Californian. Predominately non-native, these people are either A)Totally clueless or B )sanctimonious assholes. Regardless, they can always be found sitting in the fast lane of California's roads with five cars behind him, ignoring others who wish to pass. See also: self centered piece of shit.

"Honey, oh look, we're stuck behind another California Asshole. Yep, this state's full of 'em."

California Asshole by ha11ster May 28, 2018

snail's asshole 

when something's really hard to find

from Important Things With Demetri Martin

Guy: Sorry I'm late.
Demetri: Nah, it's alright this place is a snail's asshole.

snail's asshole by num421337 April 2, 2010

Mother-Fucking Asshole Bitchy Shitty Person 

a person who cheated on you

my wife is a mother-fucking asshole bitchy shitty person! DAMN! she had sex with Kendrick Lamar!

Mother-Fucking Asshole Bitchy Shitty Person by Kmart098 June 11, 2018

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth 

The act of sexual pleasure by eating cum and shit in a sandwich and fucking a rhino and licking balls and screaming cum on my monkey dick pls harder daddy fuck me like a fat ass rhino.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth pls daddy.

bananas monkey cum in my asshole in shit in my mouth by Renkari October 14, 2021