Brain shit

what if you did something so dumb that you can’t even consider it a brain fart?

BRAIN SHIT
LMFAO

Elder has alot of Brain Shit in his head.

by Elder gryphon July 10, 2020

Bible brain

A condition whereby a person fully capable of intellectual discourse suspends his/her rational faculties.

Jack: You cannot see the wind so therefore you cannot prove it exists—but it's there! The same thing applies to god, he is everywhere even though we can't see him.
Jill: On the contrary, we can feel the wind and see it carrying particles. We can't 'see' it in the traditional sense but—
Pete: Jill, ju-just, just, don't worry about it. Jack's suffering from bible brain.

by free-thinker June 13, 2012

Snowflake brain

Unique and beautiful way of thinking one of a kind though innocent and realist idea of life

some may say young adults have snowflake brains

by xXxJackSallyxXx November 28, 2016

funchtime brains

Getting head from a girl who is under the table, during lunch time in a cafeteria.

Wow, lunch period is WAY better whenever I get funchtime brains

by djm39 May 9, 2008

Blue Brain

Chronic Marijuana User. So named for the habitual indulgence in pot smoking, edibles, tinctures or any dispensing method has turned the lining of said users brain blue. Characterized by being jobless, lacking personal hygiene, slow unintelligent speech patterns, sedentary and sloth-like, impotent and therefore useless as a human. Energy of any kind being dispensed by individuals is rationed for "weed outages" only. Prone to rage and individuals known to be "Blue Brains" should be avoided if weed isn't present and or available. Irreversible.

I'm sorry I'm late for work, the "Blue Brain" giving me a ride locked himself inside the car and couldn't get out.

by DoubleDoodie April 18, 2017

brain child

A newborn baby whose conception is the result of skull fucking.

Nine months after Brian released his nut into Jess' skull, little Igor, their Brain Child, was born on a full moon, just in time for the late summer harvest. The new family celebrated with ice cream cake.

by brainbutter February 17, 2010

goat brains

When a guy exposes only his nuts above the waistline of his pants.

A guy says,"Bro, Have you ever seen goat brains before?" (while holding the exposed nuts in one hand, and pointing with the other"

by Jason Spires April 19, 2004