Window potato

Gay men put a potato on their window sill when they want to suck a dick. This makes it easier for other gays to know which house to go to for blowjobs.

"Our neighbor has a window potato, he must be thirsty for the D tonight."

by Poutinequeen April 8, 2016

Mashing Potatoes

The sexual act of two men violently slamming or grinding their testicles against each other.

Ryan ruptured one of his balls again last night while he was mashing potatoes with Tommy.

by Bobbyvento October 12, 2021

potato yogurt

Male ejaculate.

"Your man stuff tastes like potato yogurt."

by SkeetReese November 7, 2011

raw potato

a raw potato is someone very cool

look at that guy, he's definitely a raw potato, I wish I was just like him

by raccoon123 June 24, 2020

potato-sexual

Loving only those with a personality that matches yours and who treat you respect. Also, they have to be a potato or it doesn’t count.

Girl 1: Hey, I found the perfect potato, he’s so romantic and treats me well.
Girl 2: I didn’t know you were potato-sexual too!

by Skysa March 15, 2018

ethan the Potato

he is a youtuber with 22 subs or 21 please subscribe to him he's my best friend his birthday is coming up so that would be a great surprise

ethan the Potato on youtube

by ethan the Potato YT May 5, 2020

Mouch potato

Someone that never gets thier ass up from a computer and couch.

Ariella, get a fucking job you mouch potato.

by russianfuck September 26, 2008