fruit insertion

to insert a fruit means to shove a fruit up your ass as a form of a dildo but you are too broke or too horny to afford one or use one.

before the boy had sex, he wanted to spice things up so he got a bowl full of different fruits like apples, oranges, and limes to shove up his dads ass for a weird link of his. he was so turned on by it to the point where he cummed all over the place and turned the place into a milk room. fruit insertion can be used by any gender or any person.

by ayatussy March 13, 2022

gone off kiwi fruit

When you leave out a kiwi fruit for too long and it goes stale.

The gone off kiwi fruit tastes like shit.

by Debskelly1985 March 8, 2023

Virginia Fruit Bowl

When a man take a woman's gaping asshole and proceeds to dump and assortment of fruits and alcohol into it. The man then consume the contents of the asshole after she sits on his face.

Damn baby, that Virginia Fruit Bowl you gave me last night was intense!

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

Fruit snacks

A group Incredibly attractive queer people

Person 1: look at those fruit snacks
Person 2: I would definitely hook up with one of them

by Homieland_king June 5, 2022

Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops

Poop Flavoured Fruit Loops.

As I reached my home, the air suddenly sent a chill down my spine. I saw my wife, using another mans Dark Souls Rod while eating Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops.

by PikBoi June 12, 2020

Fruit snacker

Men who have a unique taste in life, often enjoy fruity things.

Preston always was a fruit snacker, just look at his squared truck.

by Hlajdix2904 February 19, 2021

Fruit by the foot fun

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up on a penis to add flavor to a blowjob.

"Honey you need to go to the store so we can do some fruit by the foot fun tonight."

by Skeleton Hunter January 4, 2023