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mega huge sweet ass salary

$200k+ per year
I'm praying to god that I get offered a mega huge sweet ass salary after my interview tomorrow
by motown1 July 9, 2020
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potato chip eatin ass nigga.

Boss or person in charge who just sits in his office or vehicle eatin potato chips all day and night.

Person who sits and watches YouTube montages all day.
by Ssbssgoku April 2, 2017
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blowing air up my ass

Similar to the phrase "Blowing smoke up my ass" but telling a person a lie to avoid telling the truth. This is especially done when caught in the wrong or other compromising positions.
"Jim caught his wife with another man at McDonalds; they were holding hands and everything!"
"Really, what happened?"
"Well she started trying to say the guy was just a friend"
"Seriously?"
"yep, I heard Jim kicked her ass to the curb, now she's staying with her 'friend' at his place."
"Man doesn't that beat all."
"Yes sir. I don't know how he's handling it so well... I would kill my wife if she was cheating on me, and then tried Blowing Air Up My Ass."
by wisemanoncesaid January 24, 2014
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Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass

To go completely ape shit on someone's ass.To beat them within an inch of there life. To show no mercy. To rip off your face and eat it.
Dude 1: Man your such a faggot!

Dude 2: Call me a faggot one more time and I swear I'll Go Connecticut Chimp On Your Ass.
by urbanmacgyver October 13, 2010
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I kick so much ass

Truth in its purest form.
I kick so much ass. You know it to be true.
by Squeed March 10, 2005
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National slap girls ass day

It is not on April 7 and well it's actually not a holiday at all so lol
"Yo I'm a fukboy and want to slap an ass today"

"To bad there's No national slap girls ass day"
by YourBoyTW April 8, 2017
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Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick

A heavy stick with the Union Tools logo on it, used for ass hwoopin'. These sticks are commonly found in the back of Volvo Wagons AKA Tanks.
Yo, nucker you best step back fo' I bust out the Union Tools Ass Hwoopin' Stick and beat you down...What What!?!
by Tyler O'Conner What? October 5, 2003
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